Friday 29 May 2009

The acid test

Went to see Steve tonight and Ryan was there. He still hasn't forgiven us for some row we had weeks ago, which is no surprise cos he likes to wallow in things like this and will drag on a grudge forever if he can.
I never really liked him anyway, he is best described as a non camp acid queen. By this i mean that he takes great pleasure in belittling other people and has no idea when to stop.

Perhaps he does know when to stop, but that is only when the other person is in tears.
He will tease people mercilessly until they either punch him or cry.
If they do cry then it makes his day. If they punch him he can disappear up his own backside looking for sympathy, and the next few weeks he turns all 'poor me'
Horrible, horrible little git.

I have told him what i think of him before so we avoided speaking to each other. Then his mum appeared and everything fell into place. I have never met her before, she is a female version of him.
She works as a nurse at the local hospital and was telling Daniel (who's friend is training to be a nurse) all about it.
"It's great working nights, all you have to do is to move the dead ones" and that just about explains her attitude to the job.
Before she left she took the piss out of Steve's mums curtains and made a joke about how Daniels driving was so bad.

I resisted the temptation to tell her how fat her arse was and that she looked like a ugly old slapper.
Maybe next time.

3 comments:

Doomed But Cheerful! said...

Take enormous comfort and satisfaction that your acid queen acquaintance will shrivel intellectually, emotionally and physically, and probably die on his own, in a basement bedsit, his presence unmissed by the world, his corpse left pristine by the rats, which eschew such a bitter and dry old stick!

Nasty people like him and his mother should be made to wear 'biohazard' stickers, so that good people don't get suckered into being the recipients of their bile.

And now, I am going to look for audio clips to go with a future blogpost about birds!

Have a wonderful day! G =]

Anonymous said...

'Maybe next time' is a line from a song!

Was it Cabaret?


And, of course, it helps to get it out into the open but it takes all sorts to make a world.

My sympathy for having met another 'should have been put down at birth' mother and son partnership from hell.

Anonymous said...

If nothing else she'd make a wonderful character to hate in a serial or film, sounds like the classic hateful old slag that nobody really likes.