Daniel is in trouble.
Apparently he was working out on site with some other men and he needed to take a piss. There were no toilets close by so he decided to go behind a bush in a wooded area. Unfortunately this wooded area was actually the end of a huge garden to a very large posh house and the owner saw him taking a whizz because she was taking a walk around this massive garden. She has written a letter of complaint to his boss and he has in turn been given a written warning this afternoon.
As well as this he has been told he must write a groveling letter of apology to the stroppy cow to shut her up. He called me a few minutes ago to ask if i will help him write something that sounds creepy enough. It seems this woman has connections, we don't know what they are but the boss is making a big thing of the whole situation. So he's crapping himself that he might lose his job over it.
Apparently he was working out on site with some other men and he needed to take a piss. There were no toilets close by so he decided to go behind a bush in a wooded area. Unfortunately this wooded area was actually the end of a huge garden to a very large posh house and the owner saw him taking a whizz because she was taking a walk around this massive garden. She has written a letter of complaint to his boss and he has in turn been given a written warning this afternoon.
As well as this he has been told he must write a groveling letter of apology to the stroppy cow to shut her up. He called me a few minutes ago to ask if i will help him write something that sounds creepy enough. It seems this woman has connections, we don't know what they are but the boss is making a big thing of the whole situation. So he's crapping himself that he might lose his job over it.
8 comments:
*lol* Self leaveace then! I mean, who´d gonna pee in neighbor gardem? Propz Pilgrim
I must admit i nearly pissed myself when i heard about it LOL ;-)
She sounds like she deserved to have her plants pissed on!
B xo
INVOICE
Dear Madam,
Herewith please find our account for £150, and we trust you have already seen the difference to your plants afforded by our patent plant improver. Our technician will always be pleased to give you further demonstrations of the capabilities of his applicator, at your convenience. In this case, there will be no extra charge.
You can settle this invoice by direct debit, visa, or amex. Cash is always welcome, and will attract a discount of %15, when payment is made within 30 days.
Thank you for your custom.
Dan The Man.
Lol, well... at least it was her garden n not the kitchen. People are too uptight everywhere really I guess.
Life's just . . . I mean, I know people who'd PAY him to come and piss on them
Dan i will cut and paste your invoice for future reference, thanks.
Micky, e-mail me some names and addresses, after a good night out on the lash i could pee for Britain.
Imagine all that money just going down the loo !
ROFL
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