I'm going to a pub tonight. Not for a drink of course, which sort of defeats the object as far as i am concerned.
Anyway there will be food involved so it's not a complete waste of time. The problem is, what do you do until then ?. I'm bloody starving, i last ate at 12 noon and i can't see me getting any nosh until at least 8.30 so do i fit a quick snack in now or starve myself ?.
I've downloaded twitter to my mobile. I always think twitter is shit. What is the point ot it ? (he said in his blog). I tried using it a while ago but lost interest. Now i've got my I-phone i need something else loaded onto it that i can piss about with. I-Phones are a bag of shite as a telephone but are addictive for everything else. I've loaded every app that ever interested me and now i'm looking for more. I'ts like a drug. I'm turning into the person i always hated. The I-phone user who wont put the fucking thing down.
Question, how can you tell if someone has an I-phone ?
Answer, They tell you about it!!.
Anyways, until i lose interest again my twitter feeds are to the right. It means i can sort of micro blog in between these posts. and basically write a line of irrelevant shit that may come into my head when Daniel goes to the bar (or for a piss) and i'm sat on my own.
I might try pictures too ;-0
It's bloody freezing right now and i actually considered adding an extra layer of underwear just to keep my dangly bits warm.
At the moment it looks like a chipolata. If i lived in a hot country it would probably be the size of a babies arm.
If John Holmes lived in Halifax he'd just be normal size.