Daniel rang last night and sounded like he had a peg on his nose. He's got a cold and was all bunged up.
After about 15 minutes i had to tell him i was going. He kept snooking and it was turning my stomach.
I can't handle people with snotty noses and catarrh. Especially when they do that loud snoot followed by a big swallow.
Eeerrrkkk. Worse still are the ones that spit. there is never any reason in the world to spit. I don't give a shit if you've got a gob full of acid. Don't spit in my company or i'm liable to spew up at the side of you.
I don't even like it when i'm blowing my own nose. That horrible grobb sound when you managed to clear it is about as horrible as that wa-wa thing people do trying to loosten it up. Hanky in hand, one finger over the left nostril and blow like your playing a mouth organ.
Quick change the subject i'm feeling all queer. LOL
This time last year i was preparing to go to America....Sigh... How depressing a thought is that?.
I've started wanking with talcum powder. Some people use lube, some use other lubricants, but i've discovered talcum powder. It smells better and leaves your willy all soft.
Try it, you might like it. Ha!
That would make a good survey if i could be bothered to set one up. What do you use ? or do you go dry ?.
I need something because i can be at it for ages. Holding back, then building up again to nearly there and back again. i can go on for hours if i'm alone and bored. I'd be red raw if i didn't use something.
Do you think i'm getting a bit too personal here ?.