A good read

I went to the library today, i wouldn't normally but Daniel wanted to try out their Wifi on his mobile.
Whilst he buggered about trying to get a signal i flicked through some books.
'Today is the first day of the rest of your life', it said on the first page i opened.
What a load of bullshit some people come out with. The next line said. 'you might also be seconds away from Death'.
What a cheery book that would be to read. So i put it back on the shelf and looked for one with more pictures in it instead.
I couldn't find one book with a single picture of a naked person in it.
Books vs the Internet.
No contest.
The Internet wins hands down.