Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Playing with the Bad Boys

Idle hands make something something something for the devil..... what is that saying now ?.
I don't know, but it more or less means that if you have nothing to do your gonna be naughty.
I can't explain all my activities over the past 24 hours for legal reasons but lets just say i wouldn't tell my mum.
All i need to do now is appear in a porn movie, get gang banged by a group of black men and win the lottery then all my dreams and fantasy's will have been fulfilled.
Not really, but you get the idea. I know i should write about it, but best not.

And i still have Thursday and Friday to go yet. Ian is a bad influence. His mate Steve is even worse. Steve is 28 and fit as a butchers dog as my dad would say. He will shag anything that moves, take any drug offered and talk the hind legs off a donkey (another of my dads sayings)
I just spent some time with this dodgy character and I'm pretty sure it's best i steer clear of him in future. What i will say is that he has a really hard toned body, and has never heard of the phrase 'make love'. to him sex is a four letter word that starts with an F and ends in a K.
Why am i attracted to dodgy fellas ? a sense of danger in my otherwise boring life.
I always play safe, but nothing is safe really is it ?.
This guy swings both ways and likes to splash it all over.

Too much information i hear you say. I'm slightly drunk and i need to go to bed now before i turn this post into unnecessary gratuity.

7 comments:

drew said...

you told us you were going to enjoy yourself... seems like you are.... Good for you..

Allen said...

Sounds like you are having as much fun as I am. Good for you!

Sasha (Malchik Gai) said...

Idle hands are the Devil's playthings. Isn't it wonderful?
Hugz
S

naturgesetz said...

Been away from the internet for a bit, so this is in answer to the past week's worth of posts.

You made the wise decision, IMO. Every job has its annoyances, and I'm sure yout new one will as well. But it should be lots better than the old one. So congrats.

Hope you find a good pace to live in Halifax.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

I think many of us fancy a walk on the wild side but are too afraid to do more than think about it. Good to know you're back home, more or less in one piece. Take care - Peter-D.

Paul said...

I'm sure we'd all love to see that porn movie!!

Mambam said...

Thanks for your comments on this one. i was expecting some tut tuting and negativity, but you didn't.
I will say that reading it back it sounds like a bit of watersports were involved...YUK!
Nothing could be further that the truth.