Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Phone sex

At the top end of my satellite receiver there are dozens of porn channels and a string of phone sex shows where you get some topless slapper sat with a phone in here hand trying to entice a hapless guy to part with £1.50 a minute whilst wacking of & chatting to her about dirty knickers or something.

I'll never understand why, not just from a gay point of view, more for the £1.50 a minute point of view.

I don't see any queer versions of it, probably cos you could find millions of gay men willing to talk filth for free anywhere you like.

In fact if you think about it you can probably get someone to have gay sex for free easily and anyone looking to make a porn film would get a string of men willing to perform for zilch as long as you weren't fussed about looks or hygiene.

It's a wonder male prostitution still exists in this day & age. Gaydar is the napster of the rent boy world me thinks.

Anyway the reason I write this is because I've been pissing myself laughing at what women think is sexy for men.
Talking in a deep raspy voice and bobbing up and down grinning like a mad woman at the camera. Heterosexuality makes laugh sometimes.



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4 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

here in the states they come on very early in the am, for 3,99 a min.....crazy shit.

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kinkynik said...

I always recoil like Stewie when I see a vag, good job we're not allowed machine guns.

Glad to see you back.

Don't take it personal about Daniel's financial problems. He was probably embarrassed and acutely aware he'd been a tit.
That is a lot for anyone to admit.

I can assure you my old fella is always clean and shiny too.

Sorry about Ben but you did'nt think he was the "one" anyway.

Vilges Suola said...

Sorry, what does 'napster' mean? I've heard about these so-called heterosexuals. They are usually sad loners who can't get other men to service their cocks, so they do disgusting things with women and often children. I suppose you have to feel sorry for them.

Jason Shaw said...

Those silly semi erotic channels make me laugh too, how can men, hetties, take them seriously and really get off listening to some silly slapper who can barely string a sentence together? It's beyond my understanding!

Mind you takes me back to the early 90's when I provided the voice for a gay chat line service - "Let me take you to the lobby" lol that was fun, good money!