Went to the gym tonight. It's packed again. Always is after Christmas, people wanting to get fit again for the new year. A smelly woman sat next to me on the rowing machine and spilt her water on the floor. When she got up she slipped on it and almost impaled herself on one of the handles.
In the shower afterwards i felt myself getting semi erect for some reason. It was a single shower so no one could see and i couldn't see anyone else. It just happens sometimes.
I couldn't leave until things went down a bit. Why doesn't this happen when you want to impress ?.
Wait till i see him next........