On my way home from work last night i stopped off at Ian's to collect some DVDs.
He packs 'em with Mp3s of all the current albums and singles and usually flogs them for £10 or £15 each. You get about 20 albums and a stack of singles for your money. complete with jpg pics of the covers (back and front) so you can print them off and make up your own album. I get a copy for free. I never buy music, or download it from the Internet either come to think of it. I know it's wrong and I'm killing the music industry but there you go.
He was watching a mucky movie and didn't turn it off (he also does porn copies to sell as well).
He packs 'em with Mp3s of all the current albums and singles and usually flogs them for £10 or £15 each. You get about 20 albums and a stack of singles for your money. complete with jpg pics of the covers (back and front) so you can print them off and make up your own album. I get a copy for free. I never buy music, or download it from the Internet either come to think of it. I know it's wrong and I'm killing the music industry but there you go.
He was watching a mucky movie and didn't turn it off (he also does porn copies to sell as well).
It was called Girls Allowed. A spoof on the group Girls Aloud. It had characters called Cheryl Hole (Cheryl Cole) Sarah Hardon (Sarah Harding) and my personal favourite Quimberley (Kimberley Walsh) LOL, very funny. Crap film though it only had women in it. I can handle straight porn but it must have men in it. Lesbo stuff does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever.
I had a coffee and we chatted then someone appeared from the bedroom. It was a mate of his who looked like death warmed up. Ian also sells drugs so i assume the guy was recovering from something he took. He wore nothing but a short T-shirt and Undies. I found it strangely exciting until he walked past me. He stunk to high hell of sweat and unclean.
I had a coffee and we chatted then someone appeared from the bedroom. It was a mate of his who looked like death warmed up. Ian also sells drugs so i assume the guy was recovering from something he took. He wore nothing but a short T-shirt and Undies. I found it strangely exciting until he walked past me. He stunk to high hell of sweat and unclean.
I get on great with Ian but every time i come away from his place i look over my shoulder.
The night job is going OK. It's just like working in a factory now. You have your bit to do and after a while it's like clockwork.
Daytime job is slightly different. As the bosses wife gets more into the job she is getting more uptight. So we now have someone else helping us. Howard. Howard is a Neanderthal man. He looks like something from Spinal Tap. Wild black hair that probably hasn't been washed in weeks and someone you might expect to see in IT. In fact he is intelligent and thick at the same time. His idea of comedy is the complete opposite to mine. His musical tastes are different. His fashion sense is different. And of course he prefers women. Saying all this, i find it strange that he isn't homophobic, nor is he Racist. That might seem a strange thing to say but if you met him you would probably know what i mean because sexist is definitely top of his list. Women are birds & bitches and something to empty your load into. I found that line offencive. Then remembered i didn't find it offencive the other night when someone in a gay porn film used it before...
The night job is going OK. It's just like working in a factory now. You have your bit to do and after a while it's like clockwork.
Daytime job is slightly different. As the bosses wife gets more into the job she is getting more uptight. So we now have someone else helping us. Howard. Howard is a Neanderthal man. He looks like something from Spinal Tap. Wild black hair that probably hasn't been washed in weeks and someone you might expect to see in IT. In fact he is intelligent and thick at the same time. His idea of comedy is the complete opposite to mine. His musical tastes are different. His fashion sense is different. And of course he prefers women. Saying all this, i find it strange that he isn't homophobic, nor is he Racist. That might seem a strange thing to say but if you met him you would probably know what i mean because sexist is definitely top of his list. Women are birds & bitches and something to empty your load into. I found that line offencive. Then remembered i didn't find it offencive the other night when someone in a gay porn film used it before...
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