Why don't i look like this when i am being sick ?

Someone mentioned that i could do with a few pictures on this blog. Well, as it's more of a Journal than a blog, most of the time i can't be arsed looking for a picture to accompany a post so i haven't really bothered much lately.
However they are right. Personally i avoid blogs with lots of writing and hardly any pics so i must at least make some sort of effort. Don't expect porn though, you can look elsewhere for that.