Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Porno Filth

I'm going out to dinner at Mike and Marks again tonight.
But we don't eat till about 8.30. I'll be fucking starving by then.

I've been sent a list of porn DVDs from someone i know. £1 each. 10 for a fiver. The Internet is even killing the snide DVD market. No one buys music, films have gone outta the window, and with a web full of porn who would bother to buy any ?.
I remember when i was younger i would buy a CD at the shop, copy it, then take it back and swap it for another saying it was an unwanted present.
I could copy loads that way, Photocopy the cover and flog them for £4 each.
Daniel had a whole list printed up and used to hand them round at school.
Proper little bootleggers we were.

The porno video market was a little different. To be honest it was all straight stuff. It's difficult to get dirty videos with man on man action when your 14. You just thank your lucky stars it's any kind of porn.
One of our mates used to borrow his dads without him knowing. He had a huge stash in the locked wardrobe. But one Christmas when our mate was trying to find his stash of hidden Christmas Presents, he found a way of opening it from the back by taking out a screw that stopped a panel from sliding over.
He was looking for Christmas presents and came across a stack of porn. In fact all his Christmas's' came at once, Literally ;-).
There were magazines as well. Who bothers reading them ?. There was loads of the stuff apparently. But we spoilt it all really by taking the piss out of this guy saying that his dad must have been wanking off to certain films he lent us, or suggesting his mother flicked herself off to the black guy in another.
He stopped lending us them in the end.
Twat !.
(i bet she did flick herself off though....i know i did..;-))




4 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

I think everyone has come across porn as a youngster that way...I found tons in my best friends fathers garage, boy that was a summer of wanking off;)

drew said...

do mike and mark have a drink before dinner?? If I am having a snort before I usually eat later. If so, partake in some libations!! It will pass the time..

Gauss Jordan said...

You know, I discovered porn on the web. It was only after I moved into my own place that I ever actually picked up a tangible piece of pornography. It seemed slightly archaic. :-P

If I'm in the mood for something, I should be able to go find it in 30 seconds, not wait six-to-eight weeks for something to show up in the mail. ;-)

Jason Shaw said...

What a good story! Takes me back to my yuff.

We do stranges things back then, just to get a whopping look at some jugs and a readers husband!

I used to nick my brothers porn! That was the greatest thing about having two older brothers!