Politics & Porn

Meeeooooww !.
I'm away two minutes and a fight breaks out in my comments section. Typical homosexual behaviour, intolerance and ignorance combined with catty remarks. LOL. (joking of course). Don't be offended by this next bit but I refuse to join in. Mainly because i don't understand half of it. If i'm honest i got lost somewhere down the page.

In all seriousness it's one of the reasons i'm crap with politics, people start talking over my head. I don't know what they are on about so how can i argue ?. Please remember i'm not the best educated person (can't you tell from this blog ?) I skipped a lot of school, (It wasn't a happy time for me) and i'm still trying to play catch up. The title of the post was to vote or not to vote ?. Well Reading the comments section i'm reminded why i turn politics off when it's on the telly. I have the attention span of a goldfish and if your not talking my language my brain tunes out.

I know that's not something to be proud of and i look forward to your comments slagging me off. But the only thing that interests me about politics are. Will i be able to afford to live, and how much more are you gonna squeeze out of me for owning a fucking car !!. In truth I hate them all. i trust none of them and i know that the only time they seem give a shit about me is the last 6 months before a general election. Then, when its over and they get into power, they just carry on as normal. I will vote of course, but i've yet to decided who for. Since this post provoked such a response I'll keep you informed which way i'm swinging over the coming weeks, I may even tell you who i vote for when the time comes. It'll give me something to blog about, and it'll give you an idea of how the mind of a none political thicko works when it's election time.

First brainless political thoughts of the day ?.

Labour : Who voted Gordon Brown Prime minister ?(no-one) and who voted Peter Mendelsson anything ? (no-one) Who voted Lord Sugar anything (no-one) etc etc..i hate them for that alone.

Conservative : David Cameron needs to spend less time being pictured running around exercising and riding around London on his Bike, he looks a twat. It's like seeing your dad at the gym or trying to dance. And anyone who employes an ex editor of the News of the World as his PR loses my vote pronto.

Liberal : That bloke from the liberals (whats his name ? thingy) Are you the leader or is it that old bloke who looks a bit like a Wiesel ?. All i see is suits, sometimes Jacket on, sometimes jacket off. But when i think liberal i think suits. Don't ask me why.

UKIP : A rude tit head of a leader who acts like he's showing off to his mates all the time. He treats it like it's some sort of jolly jape and i once saw him say he enjoyed "stiring it up in Europe". Stop it you pillock!, your supposed to be representing Britain you nobhead, start doing your job and stop acting the goat. He's even arrogant enough to think he speaks for the whole of the UK. Someone punch him please, i don't care what country you come from, just do it, I promise you that people in the UK wont be offended, we'll probably just piss ourselves laughing then send you a medal.

Not very sophisticated political commentary i know, but there you go. The level of my thoughts.

Oh and one final note. who will be willing to legalise pornography ?. It's like the fucking dark ages in this country. Now there's a policy i don't see anyone adopting yet LOL

Anyways after that short rant, back the norm, it's a bank holiday weekend here in the UK so i've spent less time at home and more time with my family. But it's Sunday now and they were getting on my tits, so here i am, back home again.

Had a leisurely day with my mum and dad yesterday, which ended with us all sat in front of the telly watching Dr Who eating fish and chips.
It was like old times and i felt like i was 7 again. All that was missing was being told it's bath and bedtime afterwards.

When i stay over i sleep in my old room. Its starting to look less and less like my old room to be honest. It's turning into a store room and i had to move a cloths horse with drying tea towels on it and a Tesco bag full of old Birthday cards stuffed under a pillow.
Why do women keep old cards ?. My mum keep loads of 'em.

My Mum & Dad also got broadband the other week. which is quite funny because neither of them really uses the Internet. They just got it because everyone else has it. My dad can send e-mails and my Mum has discovered net shopping. But when it comes to buying stuff she then goes to the shop because she refuses to input her Credit card details.

On the plus side i can use my laptop the next time i'm over, so no excuse not to blog from their house in future.