Monday, 19 April 2010

Porn Star job application forms

Oh Shit !

Remember that fella who gave me his phone number of Saturday night ?. Well apparently i gave him mine as well. I don't remember that. Now that's a bit scary don't you think ?. Anyway he rang me today and his name is Steve. Thankfully i must have lied through my teeth on Saturday and told him i lived in Oldham still LOL.

Anyway this guy wants to meet up for a drink. I said i was gonna be a bit busy for the next couple of days so i'll get back to him Wednesday. I need to find out a bit more about him first from Daniel. What he looks like might be a good starting point.

Daniel is looking for a new job (again) so i need to ring him anyway. I looked on the net to see if i could find anything for him.
These two caught my eye on fish4jobs.

Adult Extras:
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Job type: Temporary
Industry sector: Customer Service & Call Centre , Marketing, PR & Advertising , Media/New Media , Secretarial, Administration & PA , Travel & Leisure
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Adfinder code: Ref 25420381

Adult Film Extras/Acting/Films: Nationwide
Salary - Negotiable
Working hours: Part-time
Job type: Temporary
Industry sector: Customer Service & Call Centre , Marketing, PR & Advertising , Media/New Media , Public Sector , Travel & Leisure
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Something to store in my memory bank for a future use when i'm on my own i think.

7 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

now those jobs sound like something you wouldnt mind going into;)

Jason Shaw said...

I kinda like the idea of you being a secret porn star, kinda fruity! Hugs

Paul said...

I suspect by the stage you were talking to this Steve you no longer remembered or cared where you DO live!

drucloud said...

sounds alright but wouldn't be surprised if there was a hefty joining fee about Steve wasn't denial
even more pissed than you .text steve ask for a photo sure he`d understand.
DRU

naturgesetz said...

How thoughtful of you to find those job openings for Daniel. lol

As for Steve: where does he live; who are his people?

And if you meet for a drink, are you likely to end up so drunk that you'll have no memory of large parts of the night? Better bring Daniel along as your designated driver. He keeps his clothes on. lol

drew said...

the porn star who performs with one sock, that can be your signature!!

Mambam said...

So we all agree then. No one would dare give it a go, but we are all interested in knowing what it might be like ?.