My mum asked me if i wanted one of those Kindle readers for Christmas. NO I BLOODY DON'T. I've seen one and they look crap. A bit cheap and plasticy.
An I-Pad would be nice though !. "to expensive" she said. Actually i prefer to read a book in book form. Hard back preferably, complete with paper smell and something to hold in your hand that feels nice (oo-er madam). But i do like the idea of an I-Pad reader for the Internet or newspapers or blogs. I'm sure i'd read more blogs if i had one, instead of just looking at the pictures and reading bits of text every now and then.
I decided to clear out my wallet today. I had no money in it, just lots of scraps of paper with numbers or addresses on them. (No, not those types of phone number & aaddresses ;-))
To be honest I had no idea what most of it was. There was a torn bit of notepad that said 8314 on it. What the fuck does that mean ?. It’s not a pin number or a code so what is it all about?
Then I found a crumpled up piece of paper written in the handwriting of a previous partner. It just said I Love You. eeeeuuuwwYuk!
He would write silly notes and slip them into the tea bags or (in this case) my wallet when I wasn’t looking. So i would come across them at a later date. I know I should have been thinking Ahh how nice, but for some reason I thought it was a bit over the top and too sickly sweet and creepy. I dumped him because he wanted a kiss in Tescos and we fell out because i wouldn't hold his hand in the street.
But i notice i kept the piece of paper that said i love you one it. Must have been something subconscious i suppose. Maybe i'll leave it lying around for a future boyfriend to find. If i ever get one. I haven't had a shag in weeks now. In fact, if i'm honest it's probably months. I'm not sure, i don't write the dates down. Maybe i've reached the point where i should do. It's starting to get further and further apart.
That's what you get when you stop drinking for a month i suppose. ;-)) (fussy)
When i'm drunk everyone looks like this.