Went for a meal again tonight. I'm becoming a bit of a food critic gobshite lately. Back to the booze again this weekend though, i've done my month without alcohol ;-) Can't wait.
Anyways this wasn't exactly a restaurant. In fact it was just a country pub with a carvery. And a shit one at that. I hate carverys. They are usually cold or warmed up veg with dodgy looking meat. And that's exactly what it was, crap. I'm glad i wasn't paying and it wasn't my idea to come to this place. Everyone around the table said it was shite and that they weren't ever gonna come back again. But then a waitress came over and asked if everything was ok. In unison everyone around the table said "Mmmm, yes lovely thanks". I pissed myself laughing. That's such a British thing to do.
I had a bath this morning before work. The shower in this house is a bit crap and it was cold, but the water that comes out of the tap is so hot you could brew tea with it. So i thought i'd have a nice warm 10 minute soak before work.
But when i had finished and pulled the plug out, Nothing.
There was a blockage somewhere and no water moved. So i found a plunger and started pumping at the plughole. Black gunk came out but still no water seeped away. In the end i had to leave it because i was now late for work.
When i got home i spent 45 minutes trying to move cold bathwater before getting a little trickle through. after 25 minutes it emptied itself so i then found some plughole unblocker to clear the rest.
I know this doesn't sound interesting but i thought it would be quite funny to bore you with the story. I always imagine most of the followers to this blog being people landing on my page hoping for some sort of story of a young gay guy living a sexy life telling of his sexual exploits and posting pictures of his cock. And you end up reading about me unblocking a plughole. LOL.
Sorry fellas, this is real life not fantasy.
Although i did most of this work naked with a dildo up my arse of course. ;-))
7 comments:
Last line of this post FTW!!
Michael, it is good to see you have a life like us.. and the shit going wrong that goes with it. I wanted to ask you what a carvery is? Never heard of it. The only problem with baths is washing my hair. I do love hot showers though.. I in agreement with Mind of Mine on the last line!! You would be quite the repairman!!
Yeah. you can unclog my drains anytime — but no dildos, please. That sexualizes non-sexual nudity.
Did you get a snake to remove the clog, or some liguid drain cleaner, or just the plunger?
I'm reminded of the conversation I had at breakfast one morning in the B&B in Monaghan Town with the couple from Brighton. They wondered if I had found any good places for dinner. I mentioned one spot and said I found it quite adequate. The gentleman replied that when Americans say that, it means dreadful. (But you can't really expect five star dining in a town of 6,000.)
hahaha.
When you are doing work around your home, you need to post pics......I usually need a good visual to help me understand. Love hearing about your life, not different than most.
Mr Muscles Plug and Sing unblocker!
Hey, sometimes,life is just like that!
Have a great week. x
Michael,
If you can unfreeze yourself, start posting!! Is it as bad as they are reporting?
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