Thursday, 30 December 2010

A shit wank

Sorry if this is a bit graphic but.....

The toilet in my parents en suit is blocked. Mine has a sign in it that says waste pipes in the US are 50% thinner than in Europe so suggest you use less paper because they charge $25 to unblock any blockage. Which also suggests it happens all the time.
There is no such sign in my parents room and my dad has done a particularly big one and followed through with lots of bog roll. The result left a pan full of water and after attempting a full sink plunge he's now turned this pan of clear(ish) water into something that looks like bovril and beef soup and won't go away.

This means that until it's fixed they are using mine and at any time of the night whilst im supposed to be asleep either of them can sneak into my room for a quick piss.

You have never experienced a worse erectile dysfunctional
Experience than when you have been interrupted mid wank by your mother wanting to come into your room for a whizz. And then had to listen whilst she pisses like a horse and ends with a short fart.

Happy holidays everyone we go home at the weekend !!.



3 comments:

kinkynik said...

PMSL !

Michael you are becoming quite a curmudgeon in your old age.

I do love the descriptive flourish though.

You haven't seemed to have enjoyed Amerika at all, I don't blame you it's full of yanks.

naturgesetz said...

LOL

Soz. But you write with such a flair — especially loved your description of what the stuff in your dad's toile bowl looked like.

I hope you get some warm weather before your return to Old Blighty.

Cute Dead Boys said...

You are so funny, I love your blogging. You come up with the greatest stories, I now share your blog with a couple of my co-workers.
You make me laugh all the time.....Thanks