Stan the man

After the debacle with Daniels bollocks yesterday it was weird to hear that he fell down some stairs today and has done his leg in. Apparently he's been to hospital and may have torn a ligament.

What the fuck is happening to everyone all of a sudden? No dancing for him for a few Weekends by the sound of it anyway.

I don't know how he did it yet but his mum said he was "acting the goat as usual". For those of you who don't know what that means. It’s a sort of expression that suggests he was being an idiot.

I remember he once tried to jump over a concrete bollard in the street. He caught his leg and landed on top of it like a porn star sitting on a massive tool.

He was in agony for ages and we still laugh about it to this today. Well I do anyway.

That is the sort of thing that Daniel will do. Walking into glass doors, spray peanuts everywhere whilst trying to open a bag or tread in dog shit whilst innocently walking down the street. If it’s gonna happen to anyone, it will happen to him. I think he's a reincarnation of Stan Laural.

I have found out who sent the Valentines card. He’s 15 and he's far to young for me. Who gave him my address that's what i wanna know ?.

Dad is in hospital having his first dose of Chemo. He has to stay in from a few days. will let you know how it goes.