How sad would you have to be to have Jimmy Dean Sausages as a facebook friend?.
I've got one of those old apple I-Phones. You know the ones, they look nice and are great for the internet, email, games, music etc. But they seemed to have forgotten to add the Phone facility to this particular version of the I-PHONE and it is forever cutting out.
How pissed off must he feel though that he can grow hair like that on his shoulders and back but the top of his head was like a bowling ball. God was definitely taking the piss on that day of creation.
How often do you see hairy bald men? All the bloody time. Taking the piss, definitely.