Or am i just turning into a hypochondriac ? (definitely had to spell check that word)
My dad has rung and told me he's got a load of old gardening equipment off a bloke up the road who's died.
His daughter gave it to him because she lives in a flat. That's typical of my dad. I bet he actually went round and asked her for it. How embarrassing.
On the other hand it will come in handy. But the bloke was about 90 so i can't imagine it's been used much. I suspect there will be a sithe and an ox amongst the rusted implements.
Since Ive been ill i have been laying off the old pudding pulling.
But after a couple of days, no matter how ill you feel, you still fancy a quick one don't you ?. Perhaps i'm not that ill.
One of the women at work is worried about the BA strike. The silly cow had the same problem at Christmas but still booked with the same airline.
Whilst we're on the subject of things in the news. If i hear another word about David Beckham i'll scream.
I'm sick of the world cup already and it hasn't even started yet. Also, my heart sinks when i hear the words general & election in the same sentence
Lets get on with it and get it over with. Then they can all get on with ignoring us for another four years whilst they do whatever they want.
My dad has rung and told me he's got a load of old gardening equipment off a bloke up the road who's died.
His daughter gave it to him because she lives in a flat. That's typical of my dad. I bet he actually went round and asked her for it. How embarrassing.
On the other hand it will come in handy. But the bloke was about 90 so i can't imagine it's been used much. I suspect there will be a sithe and an ox amongst the rusted implements.
Since Ive been ill i have been laying off the old pudding pulling.
But after a couple of days, no matter how ill you feel, you still fancy a quick one don't you ?. Perhaps i'm not that ill.
One of the women at work is worried about the BA strike. The silly cow had the same problem at Christmas but still booked with the same airline.
Whilst we're on the subject of things in the news. If i hear another word about David Beckham i'll scream.
I'm sick of the world cup already and it hasn't even started yet. Also, my heart sinks when i hear the words general & election in the same sentence
Lets get on with it and get it over with. Then they can all get on with ignoring us for another four years whilst they do whatever they want.
All little bit of politics, over and out.
7 comments:
You didn't spell check 'scythe', young Mambam, so write it out 100 times before you dare spank the monkey again.
I think I could be on my death bed and pull one off, lol
Steven
LOL, i just hope i'm still capable when i get old. Can you imagine never having the urge or giving up completely.? I hear some old people saying that. It must be horrific. Life wouldn't be worth living.
Vilges
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Thanks god for cut and paste ! ;-)
Very good. Now go and have a wank.
I like this post's illustration a lot. Such a naughty looking guy *sighs* It's not that interesting but I definitely get randier the iller (is that a word?) I get. Explain. I must just go and breathe in somebody's germs .....
vilges and I must have the same sort of pedantic disorder.
I do think it's sad that your generation seems to be so disenfranchised.I blame this misadministration for deliberately undereducating you.
If I ever retreat to my sick bed, I seem to spend the bulk of my conscious time wanking, it helps pass the time.
if i was unable to have a pull when am older i would at least make sure i had enough money to have someone do it for me :) DRU
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